A $300 Accounting Textbook

...that I can't return to the bookstore, no less!  That's great.  Thanks a lot, guys.  Really appreciate it.  Boy, just wait til I figure out a way to cook the books AND go on vacation!  That'll really blow their minds!  No one will see that coming!
But I don't know.  Maybe I'm crazy.  Maybe it's a French thing.  You know, "Zee Long-term Liability, she goes into Zee Bonds Payable, n'est ce pas?"