Dateline America: A Giant Leap for Typos

 Alas, I wasn't able to buy my own copy of this particular paper.

I do feel their pain, though.  If they're using the Adobe (TM)(R)(C) program that I used, once upon a time, well... they don't automatically spell-check the Headline section of the layout.  And now that illiteracy is triumphing these days, at least in America, why not?  Still, you'd prefer to get your misspellings in the article part of the paper... you know, where the 

PRINT IS SMALLER!!!!!!