Van Wilder

Deapool... is that anything like DEADPOOL, BY ANY CHANCE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OH-OH-OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

...a $200 textbook. Yeah.

Boy, I tell you.  Accounting.  What a scam.  Arithmetic with jail time, that's all it is.  But much like Esri, they keep you involved with the exorbitant fees you have to pay yearly to stay in your field, plus the exorbitant fees for the textbooks.  Gotta pass the time somehow, I guess!  But if you look closely, you might see a certain quote from a certain someone who's recently endorsed Trump.  She's dumbing everyone down with her, that's all there is to it... NINE governor of Alaska?  Is that anything like the NINTH governor, perchance?  Or doth I protesteth too mucheth?

Gas Station Receipt

Not a typo here per se, but still, I couldn't help but think to myself "Dec Fuel Pts. EQUALS"?  Congratulations, Fred Meyer Fuel!  You've just turned your customers into frickin' lines of JavaScript code!  Vive la humanité!

So childish

Dear "The Typo Hoolgain"... THAT's misspelled, BTW...

Thank you SO much for taking an interest in the work of the Env!ronmenta| Defense Fund, although normally we tend to gravitate towards those who actually do take an interest in the work that we do, rather than the typos we may occasionally make in our emails.  In our underfunded, grassroots zeal to get the truth out, yes, occasionally typos are made, and for that we apologize, truly and sincerely... YOU SMARTASS!!!!

-The Enviromental Defense Fund
p.s. Why don't you take your Masters in Environmental Studies diploma, fill it with recreational marijuana, roll it up real tight and smoke it, because that's how much that "degree" of yours is worth.  We will NEVER hire you, whether you have that piece of paper or not.  Never, ever, ever, you old, gray-haired poser.  Go and self-fornicate, you excrement.
...oh, wait. Wrong blog.

One more

Where to begin... I think they might mean "What HAVE Been The Best Skin Tighteners of 2015?"  But who knows?  Maybe there are actually over two thousand skin tightening products on the market.  I still say a regular routine of swimming and sauna's the best way to keep your skin tight.  Or just age gracefully!  That's always an option!

LASTEST?!!!!!!

Is that anything like the LATEST news in homeownership?  Or is that second housing bubble that they keep talking about about to burst?

Online Job Search Center

Ooh!  There's a typo!  Okay, not as egregious as "alot," to be sure.  Ah, it's probably accepted already anyway... damn, it is.  As far as this website missing me, well... just wait til you actually meet me!  You'll change your mind!