So childish

Dear "The Typo Hoolgain"... THAT's misspelled, BTW...

Thank you SO much for taking an interest in the work of the Env!ronmenta| Defense Fund, although normally we tend to gravitate towards those who actually do take an interest in the work that we do, rather than the typos we may occasionally make in our emails.  In our underfunded, grassroots zeal to get the truth out, yes, occasionally typos are made, and for that we apologize, truly and sincerely... YOU SMARTASS!!!!

-The Enviromental Defense Fund
p.s. Why don't you take your Masters in Environmental Studies diploma, fill it with recreational marijuana, roll it up real tight and smoke it, because that's how much that "degree" of yours is worth.  We will NEVER hire you, whether you have that piece of paper or not.  Never, ever, ever, you old, gray-haired poser.  Go and self-fornicate, you excrement.
...oh, wait. Wrong blog.

One more

Where to begin... I think they might mean "What HAVE Been The Best Skin Tighteners of 2015?"  But who knows?  Maybe there are actually over two thousand skin tightening products on the market.  I still say a regular routine of swimming and sauna's the best way to keep your skin tight.  Or just age gracefully!  That's always an option!

LASTEST?!!!!!!

Is that anything like the LATEST news in homeownership?  Or is that second housing bubble that they keep talking about about to burst?

Online Job Search Center

Ooh!  There's a typo!  Okay, not as egregious as "alot," to be sure.  Ah, it's probably accepted already anyway... damn, it is.  As far as this website missing me, well... just wait til you actually meet me!  You'll change your mind!

A $300 Accounting Textbook

...that I can't return to the bookstore, no less!  That's great.  Thanks a lot, guys.  Really appreciate it.  Boy, just wait til I figure out a way to cook the books AND go on vacation!  That'll really blow their minds!  No one will see that coming!
But I don't know.  Maybe I'm crazy.  Maybe it's a French thing.  You know, "Zee Long-term Liability, she goes into Zee Bonds Payable, n'est ce pas?"

Ah, what do you expect from a JavaScript book?

This is one from a book called "JavaScript & jQuery: The Missing Manual."  Of course, the book's already obsolete already, so why even bother with the typoes?  Well, maybe present and future publishers can learn something from this example: it's not the main body of the text, but all the little extra Note sections and Warning or Alert sections that have the typos in them. 
Anyway, I think they meant to say "Blame it on Gutenberg"... but you know what?  Doesn't "Blame it in on Gutenberg" just sound better?  Doesn't it just roll off the tongue that much smoother?  Daa-dee-daa-dee-daa?  Much nicer than Daa-de-de-daa; yecch.