Still drowning in email. What can I say? The non-profits love me. Most of them... the occasional one sends me an email saying "You know, you haven't opened our last seven emails." Amnesty International and Oceana seem to have given up on me permanently, but I'm working my way back to them, babe. Anyway, I probably shouldn't be helping out the scam artists... the many, many scam artists. I suppose we should pick another word soon: the art of Rembrandt, the art of the pickpocket. But they're close! They're basically grammatically correct. Somehow, they always manage to find the most irritating grammatical error. Take, for example.....
