Thank you SO much for taking an interest in the work of the Env!ronmenta| Defense Fund, although normally we tend to gravitate towards those who actually do take an interest in the work that we do, rather than the typos we may occasionally make in our emails. In our underfunded, grassroots zeal to get the truth out, yes, occasionally typos are made, and for that we apologize, truly and sincerely... YOU SMARTASS!!!!
-The Enviromental Defense Fund
p.s. Why don't you take your Masters in Environmental Studies diploma, fill it with recreational marijuana, roll it up real tight and smoke it, because that's how much that "degree" of yours is worth. We will NEVER hire you, whether you have that piece of paper or not. Never, ever, ever, you old, gray-haired poser. Go and self-fornicate, you excrement.
...oh, wait. Wrong blog.
