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Typowh'z eweryvhere

The whole point of this blog, really, even though I lately don't seem to have the will to devote my main life energies to it, was to encourage me to read more books.  Well, one book a year is pretty good for me lately.  I'm still a slave to my eye-straining computer, kinda hate to say.  For example, you have to examine this jpeg file to see if you can find the typo within it... that's right, I'm not taking the extra time to type it all out for you.  See if you can find it... give up?  No, it's not the three salacious words at the bottom of the page.  It's the "kinife-edge" nearer the top.  Now, I won't name names, but I will ask... IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE KNIFE-EDGE, BY ANY CHANCE???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???///????

And remember... you're vote counts!

All right... let's get this election voer with... voter with... over tiwh... nevvur mynd xD

Candy Crush... original

Clearly this blog's going nowhere.  But typo(e)s are still running amok and rampant.  Take this new feature of the "Candy Crush," parr ehemple.  It says... AND I QUOTE... "Amazing, here is a reward!"  The comma should be probably an exclamation point to connote excitement, for one.  Or, you could say the boring ol' "Amazing.  Here is a reward!"  The comma threatens to turn 'Amazing' into a name.  Well, stranger things have almost happened.  There's that time Dennis Rodman wanted to change his name to... well, never mind.

Van Wilder

Deapool... is that anything like DEADPOOL, BY ANY CHANCE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OH-OH-OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

...a $200 textbook. Yeah.

Boy, I tell you.  Accounting.  What a scam.  Arithmetic with jail time, that's all it is.  But much like Esri, they keep you involved with the exorbitant fees you have to pay yearly to stay in your field, plus the exorbitant fees for the textbooks.  Gotta pass the time somehow, I guess!  But if you look closely, you might see a certain quote from a certain someone who's recently endorsed Trump.  She's dumbing everyone down with her, that's all there is to it... NINE governor of Alaska?  Is that anything like the NINTH governor, perchance?  Or doth I protesteth too mucheth?

Gas Station Receipt

Not a typo here per se, but still, I couldn't help but think to myself "Dec Fuel Pts. EQUALS"?  Congratulations, Fred Meyer Fuel!  You've just turned your customers into frickin' lines of JavaScript code!  Vive la humanité!